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[nightwitch]

Conversation heard between two crazy people on the el. The guy says, "I was sexually assaulted twice in a hospital by a male nurse - once he called me 'Sexy', and once he called me 'The Sperminator'". The woman says, "You may be shrimp and grits, but that don't do no good when someone wants a taco".

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[zofia333.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! That's too hysterical!